By: Hector Guardia and Nathan Juarez
Edited by: Joseph Zapata
This Just in, Soundcloud rapper XXXTentacion just woke up from his almost 4 month slumber. After waking up in his mausoleum, X struggled for hours until gravekeepers heard his cries for help. X said these series of events were very traumatizing and scarring. When X was in the mausoleum he said he met Jehovah himself, and he had told him “Rise again my son, rise from the ashes and flames, your time is not done yet, you must convert to Islam”. This whole experience had enlightened X, and is now making his life goal to convert his following into Muslims. His new album is called almalabis alqahbat walshiysha, with songs including Roll in war, 999 virgins in paradise, I spoke to Allah in Saudi Arabia , My daughter for your goat, X has planned to release multiple albums in the coming months as an homage to lil Peep, who overdosed on marijuana earlier this year. XXXTesticles said he wants to change the world and start a new era for Islam, where he will start a new branch of religion. X has been keeping his promise and has been donating thousands of dollars to Islamic Relief USA.
Although X has been positively influencing society, the M&Ms has been calling him out. M&Ms has been saying that he is not the real X, and is a fake. However, we have spoke to Allah and he has confirmed that he is the real X, he provided with a DNA Test.
X stated, “ I hope I can convert M&M to Islam so we can do a collaborate someday.” Overall XXX Tentacion is doing great and is hoping to inspire people to follow his cause to save the world from eternal damnation.